Cagey Consumer

MAKE YOUR FINANCIAL DREAMS COME TRUE IV

This chain letter was received in the Cagey Consumer's email, and is published here for educational purposes only. It is not a solicitation to participate in the chain letter. Participants in chain letters may be subject to prosecution.
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********** This REALLY Works, and it is Legitimate!!! **************
**** CGC connected with the government agency listed below to  *****
**inquire about the legitimacy of this opportunity and it is LEGIT!*
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This is not a SPAM. You are receiving this because you are on a list of email addresses that I have purchased. And you have opted to receive information about business opportunities. If you did not opt in to receive information on business opportunities then please accept my apology. To be REMOVED from this list simply reply with REMOVE as the subject, and you will NEVER receive another email from this account again.

YOU'VE PROBABLY RECEIVED a few of these emails by now, as I have.  The first one was about a month ago, then after two weeks another one came, then last week I received three of these emails.  This growing intensity indicates that THIS IS TRULY WORKING BETTER THAN EVER!  I choose this version of the email, because it is so well written.  Please read on, as it will only take a few moments of your time, and is definitely worth reading.

THANK'S TO THE COMPUTER AGE AND THE INTERNET!
Making over a half of a million dollars every 4 to 5 months from your home for an investment of only $25 U.S. Dollars one time is now possible!

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BE A MILLIONAIRE LIKE OTHERS WITHIN A YEAR!!!
Due to the popularity of this letter on the Internet, a national weekly news program recently devoted an entire show to the investigation of this program, described below, to see if it really can make people money. The show also investigated whether or not the program was legal. Their findings proved once and for all that there are "absolutely NO Laws prohibiting the participation in this program, and if people can follow the simple instructions, they are bound to make some mega bucks with only a $25 out of pocket expense."
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"This program has been around for a while but I never believed in it. But one day when I received this again in the mail I decided to gamble my $25 on it.  I followed the simple instructions and walaa.... 3 weeks later the money startedto come in. The first month I only made $240.00 but the next 2 months after that I made a total of $290,000.00. So far, in the past 8 months by re-entering the program, I have made over $710,000.00 and I am re-entering the program again.
The key to success in this program is to follow the simple steps and NOT change anything.''

======= PRINT THIS NOW FOR YOUR FUTURE REFERENCE ========
If you would like to make at least $500,000 every 4 to 5 months easily and comfortably, please read the following...
THEN READ IT AGAIN and AGAIN!!!
FOLLOW THE SIMPLE INSTRUCTION BELOW AND YOUR FINANCIAL
DREAMS WILL COME TRUE!

INSTRUCTIONS:   Order all 5 reports shown on the list below.

For each report, send $5 CASH, THE NAME & NUMBER OF THE REPORT YOU ARE ORDERING and YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS to the person whose name appears ON THE LIST BELOW next to that report. MAKE SURE YOUR RETURN ADDRESS IS ON YOUR ENVELOPE TOP LEFT CORNER in case of any mail problems. When you place your order, make sure you order each of the 5 reports. You will need all 5 reports so that you can save them on your computer and resell them.
YOUR TOTAL COST $5 X 5=$25.00.
Within a few days you will receive, vie e-mail, each of the 5 reports from these 5 different individuals. Save them on your computer so they will be accessible for you to send to the 1,000's of people who will order them from you. Also make a floppy of these reports and keep it on your desk in case something happens to your computer.
IMPORTANT - DO NOT alter the names of the people who are listed next to each report, or their sequence on the list, in any way other than what is instructed below in steps "1 through 6" or you will loose out on a majority of your profits. Once you understand the way this works, you will also see how it does not work if you change it. Remember, this method has been tested, and if you alter, it will NOT work !!!

STEP 1.... After you have ordered all 5 reports, take this advertisement and REMOVE the name & address of the person in REPORT # 5.  This person has made it through the cycle and is no doubt counting their fortune.
STEP 2.... Move the name & address in REPORT # 4 down TO REPORT # 5.
STEP 3.... Move the name & address in REPORT # 3 down TO REPORT # 4.
STEP 4.... Move the name & address in REPORT # 2 down TO REPORT # 3.
STEP 5.... Move the name & address in REPORT # 1 down TO REPORT # 2.
STEP 6.... Insert YOUR name & address in the REPORT # 1 Position.
PLEASE MAKE SURE you copy every name & address ACCURATELY!

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Take this entire letter, with the modified list of names, and save it on your computer. DO NOT MAKE ANY OTHER CHANGES. You can highlight every word in this email with your mouse (click and drag from the top to the bottom of this email), then click the Edit drop down menu and choose Copy.  After this, start your word processing program OR compose a new email and click the Edit drop down menu and choose Paste.  Save this on a floppy disk as well just in case you loose any data on your computer. To assist you with marketing your business on the Internet, the 5 reports you purchase will provide you with invaluable marketing information which includes how to send bulk e-mails legally, where to find thousands of free classified ads, and much more.
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Let's say that you decide to start small, just to see how it goes, and we will assume you and those involved send out only 5,000 e-mails each. Let's also assume that your emailing receives only a 0.2% response (the response could be much better, but lets just say it is only 0.2%). Also many people will send out hundreds of thousands e-mails instead of only 5,000 each. Continuing with this example, you send out only 5,000 e-mails of this letter. With a 0.2% response, that is only 10 orders for report # 1. Those 10 people responded by sending out 5,000 e-mails each for a total of 50,000 emails sent. Out of those
50,000 e-mails only 0.2% respond with orders. That's 100people responded and ordered Report # 2 from you. Those 100 people mail out 5,000 e-mails each for a total of 500,000 e-mails. The 0.2% response to that is 1000 orders for Report # 3 from you. Those 1000 people send out 5,000 e-mails each for a total of 5 Million e-mails sent out.  The 0.2% response to that is 10,000 orders for Report # 4 from you. Those 10,000 people send out 5,000 e-mails each for a total of 50,000,000 (50 million) e-mails. The 0.2% response to that is 100,000 orders for Report # 5 from you.
THAT'S 100,000 ORDERS TIMES $5 EACH = $500,000.00 (half million).
Your total income in this example is: 1..... $50 + 2..... $500 + 3... $5,000 + 4.... $50,000 + 5... $500,000 ... Grand Total = $555,550.00
NUMBERS DO NOT LIE. GET A PENCIL & PAPER AND FIGURE OUT
THE WORST POSSIBLE RESPONSES AND NO MATTER HOW
YOU CALCULATE IT, YOU WILL STILL MAKE A LOT OF MONEY!
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REMEMBER, THIS IS ASSUMING ONLY 10 PEOPLE
ORDERING OUT OF 5,000 YOU MAILED TO.
Dare to think for a moment what would happen if everyone or half or even one-4th of those people mailed 100,000 e-mails each or more? There are over 150 million people on the Internet worldwide and counting. Believe me, many people will do just that, and  more! For every $5 you receive, all you must do is e-mail the person ordering the Report they ordered. That's it. Always provide same day service on all orders. This will guarantee that the e-mail they send out, with your name and address on it, will be prompt because they can not advertise until they receive the report.

=========== AVAILABLE REPORTS ====================
ORDER EACH REPORT BY ITS NUMBER & NAME ONLY.
Notes:
Always send $5 cash (U.S. CURRENCY) for each Report.
Checks are NOT accepted.
Make sure the cash is concealed by wrapping it in 2 sheets of paper.
On one of those sheets of paper, write:
1) the NUMBER & the NAME of the Report you are ordering,
2) YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS and your name and postal address.
PLACE YOUR ORDER FOR THESE REPORTS NOW:
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REPORT # 1: The Insider's Guide to Advertising for Free on the Net
Order Report #1 from:

CGC
P.O. Box 3202
Jamestown, NY  14702
USA
[Follow-up Support is Available for everyone who purchases the
first two reports from CGC]
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REPORT # 2: The Insider's Guide to Sending Bulk E-mail on the Net
Order Report #2 from:

TAG
P.O. Box 6018
Boise, Idaho 83707
USA
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REPORT # 3: Secret to Multilevel Marketing on the Net
Order Report # 3 from:

LSM
8030 La Mesa Blvd. #221
La Mesa, CA. 91941
USA
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REPORT # 4: How to Become a Millionaire Utilizing MLM & the Net
Order Report # 4 from:

SJS
3628 Monroe Ave.#7
San Diego,CA.92116
USA
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REPORT #5: How to Send Out 0ne Million E-mails for Free
Order Report # 5 from:

C.J. Kalata
P.O. Box 130157
Roseville, MN 55113-0002
USA
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IF YOU WANT TO GENERATE MORE INCOME SEND ANOTHER
BATCH OF E-MAILS AND START THE WHOLE PROCESS AGAIN.
There is NO LIMIT to the income you can generate from this business!!!
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FOLLOWING IS A NOTE FROM THE ORIGINATOR OF THIS PROGRAM:
You have just received information that can give you financial freedom for the rest of your life, with NO RISK and JUST A LITTLE BIT OF EFFORT. You can make more money in the next few weeks and months than you have ever imagined. Follow the program EXACTLY AS INSTRUCTED. Do Not change it in any way. It works exceedingly well as it is now. Remember to e-mail a copy of this exciting report after you have put your name and address in Report #1 and moved others to #2 ...........# 5 as instructed above. One of the people you send this to may send out 100,000 or more e-mails and your name will be on every one of  them. Remember though, the more you send out the more potential customers you will reach. So my friend, I have given you the ideas, information, materials and opportunity to become financially independent. IT IS UP TO YOU NOW!
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"Not being the gambling type, it took me several weeks to make up my mind to participate in this plan. But conservative as I am, I decided that the initial investment was so little that there was just no way that I wouldn't get enough orders to at least get my money back.  I was surprised when I found my medium size post office box crammed with orders. I made $319,210.00 in the first 12 weeks. The nice thing about this deal is that it does not matter where people live. There simply isn't a better investment with a faster return and so big."
Dan Sondstrom, Alberta, Canada

ORDER YOUR REPORTS TODAY AND GET STARTED ON
'YOUR' ROAD TO FINANCIAL FREEDOM!
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If you have any questions of the legality of this program, contact the Office of Associate Director for Marketing Practices, Federal Trade Commission, Bureau of Consumer Protection, Washington, D.C.
[On 3-29-01 CGC found the web site for this government agency and asked via an on-line form about the legality of this opportunity. Six text documents were sent back to CGC. These documents solidified that this is a legal business opportunity - we are selling 5 informational reports (products)!]
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