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THE FASTEST, EASIEST PROGRAM YOU WILL EVER DO

This chain letter was received in the Cagey Consumer's email, and is published here for educational purposes only. It is not a solicitation to participate in the chain letter. Participants in chain letters may be subject to prosecution.
WOW!! READ THIS: If you need to make a few thousand dollars REALLY FAST, then please take a moment to read this simple program I am sharing with you.

You DO NOT have to send $5 to five people, buy their reports or recipes or anything like that. Nor will you have to invest more money later to get things going.

THIS IS THE FASTEST, EASIEST PROGRAM YOU WILL EVER DO. Complete it in one
hour and you will never forget the day you first received it. The following is a plan to benefit you and your future. BE PREPARED TO GET EXCITED...YOU WON'T BE DISAPPOINTED!!! Read the following and you will agree this is a very exciting opportunity. Only invest a little bit of time, and your reward could mean thousands of dollars! Good luck!

IT'S OUTRAGEOUS!!! With two hours of work I have made over US$11,000 in the last three weeks.. and my investment was just $5!!! I LOVE IT! Thank you 11,000 x's! Julie M. St. Louis

ARE YOU IN NEED OF MONEY RIGHT NOW? HOW DOES $10,000 IN TWO WEEKS SOUND? Don't laugh! Try this for a change while you wait for the others to start working. One hour of work to get started and no mailing lists!

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Esquire Marketing Newsletter Gift Club This service is 100% legal (Refer to US Postal and Lottery Laws, Title 18, Section 1302 and 1341, or Title 18, Section 3005 in the US code, also in the code of federal regulations, Volume 16, Sections 255 and 436, which state a product or service must be exchanged for money received)
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Here's How It Works Unlike many other programs, this three level program is more realistic and much, much faster. Because it is so easy, the response rate for this program is VERY HIGH AND VERY FAST, and you will see results in two weeks or less! Just in time for next month's bills! You only mail out 20 copies (not 200 or more as in other programs). You should also send them to people who send you their programs because they know these programs work and they are already believers in the system! Besides, this program is MUCH, MUCH FASTER and has a HIGHER RESPONSE RATE! Even if you are already in a program, stay with it, but do yourself a favor and DO THIS ONE as well. START RIGHT NOW! It's simple and takes a very small investment. It will pay off long before other letters even begin to trickle in! Just give ONE person a $5 gift. That's all! Follow the simple instructions and in two weeks you will have US $10,000 in your bank account!

Because of the LOW INVESTMENT, SPEED, and HIGH PROFIT POTENTIAL, this program has a VERY HIGH RESPONSE RATE!  Just one (1) US $5 bill. That's your investment!!!
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Follow These Simple Instructions:

1) On a blank sheet of paper write "Please add me to your mailing list." Write your name and address clearly and include your email address for future mailings and courtesy follow-ups. Fold it around a US$5 and send it to the FIRST name on the list (#1). Only the first person on the list
gets your name and a five-dollar gift.

2) Retype only the list, removing the FIRST (#1) NAME FROM THE LIST.
Move the other two names UP and ADD YOUR NAME to the list in the THIRD (#3) position.

3) Send out 20 copies of this letter. NOTE: by sending this letter via EMAIL, the response time is much faster, and you save the expenses of envelopes, stamps, and copying services. Consider this, MILLIONS of people surf the Internet everyday, all day, all over the world! Fifty thousand
new people get on the Internet every month! An excellent source of names is the people who send you other programs and the names listed on the letter they send you. Your contact source is UNLIMITED! It boggles my mind to think of all the possibilities! Mail, or should I say Email,
your letter TODAY! It's so easy. One hour of your time. THAT'S IT!

To send your newsletter by Email:
1) Go to "edit" and select all
2) Go to "edit" and "copy"
3) Start (compose) a new Email message
4) Address your Email and Subject blocks
5) Go to "edit" and "paste"

After you have pasted this article to your new Email, delete the old header and footer (Subject, Date, To, From, Etc.) Now you can edit the names and addresses with ease. I recommend deleting the top name, adding your name and address to the bottom of the list, and then simply changing the numbers.
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THERE'S NOTHING MORE TO DO. When your name reaches the first position in a few days, it will be your turn to collect your gifts. The gifts will be sent to you by 1,500 to 2,000 people like yourself, who are willing to invest US $5 and one hour to receive US$10,000 in cash. That's all!
There will be a total of US $10,000 in US $5 bills in your mailbox in two weeks. US $10,000 for one hours work! I think it's WORTH IT, don't you?
GO AHEAD--TRY IT. IT'S US $5! EVEN IF YOU MAKE JUST 3 OR 4 THOUSAND, WOULDN'T THAT BE NICE? IF YOU TRY IT, IT WILL PAY!

TRUE STORY -- Cindy Allen writes: I ran this gift summation four times last year. The first time I received over $7,000 in cash in less than two weeks and over $10,000 in cash in the next three times I ran it. I can't begin to tell you how great it feels not to have to worry about truly changed my life! Don't be afraid to make gifts to strangers they'll come back to you in ten-fold. So, let's keep it going and help each other out in these tough and uncertain times.

CAN I DO IT AGAIN? OF COURSE YOU CAN--this plan is structured for everyone to send only
20 letters each. However, you are certainly not limited to 20. Mail out as many as you can.  Every 20 letters you send has a return of $10,000 or more. If you can mail forty, sixty, eighty, or whatever, GO FOR IT! THE MORE YOU PUT INTO IT THE MORE YOU GET OUT OF IT. Each time you run this program, just follow steps 1 thru 3 and everyone on your gift list benefits! Simple enough? You bet it is! Besides, there are no mailing lists to buy (and wait for), and trips to the printer or copier, and you can do it again and again with your regular groups or gifters, or start up a new group.  Why not? It beats working! Each time you receive an MLM offer, respond with this letter! Your name will climb to the number one position at dizzying rates.  Follow the simple instructions, and above all, PLEASE PLAY FAIR. That's the key to this programs success. Your name must run the full gamut on the list to produce the end results. Sneaking your name higher up on the list WILL NOT produce the results you think, and it only cheats the other people who have worked hard and have earned the right to be there.  So please, play by the rules and the $$$ will come to you!

MAIL YOUR LETTERS TODAY
$$$ Together we will prosper! $$$ GOOD LUCK!!!
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1. Dee A. Hubble, PO Box 245, La de, OR 97850 USA
2  Jerome Unger 3811 Caldwell Circle, Las Vegas, NV. 89115-0281 USA
3. J. Blake,  P.O. Box 6018, Boise, Idaho 83707 USA

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Wishing you the best in all you do! You probably don't believe this will work, but if you don't try it you will never know. That's the way I felt.
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