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Dear Fellow Worker:

I'll make you a promise. Read this email to the end - follow what it says to
the letter - and you will not worry whether a RECESSION is coming or not, who is
President, or whether you keep your current job or not. Yes, I know what you
are thinking. I never responded to one of these before either. One day though,
something just said "you throw away $25.00 going to a movie for 2 hours with
your wife". "What the heck." Believe me, no matter where you believe "those
feelings" come from, I thank goodness every day that I had that feeling. I
cannot imagine where I would be or what I would be doing had I not. Read on.
It's true. Every word of it. It is legal. I checked. Simply because you are
buying and selling something of value. Also, please be sure and print your email
address CLEARLY, it's hard to send if I can't read it, thankyou.
Good luck and Godbless! Z.C.

AS SEEN ON NATIONAL TV:

Making over half million dollars every 4 to 5 months from your home for an
investment of only $25 U.S. Dollars expense one time

THANK'S TO THE COMPUTER AGE AND THE INTERNET !
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BE AN INTERNET MILLIONAIRE LIKE OTHERS WITHIN A YEAR!!!

Before you say ''Bull'', please read the following. This is the letter you
have been hearing about on the news lately. Due to the popularity of this letter
on the Internet, a national weekly news program recently devoted anentire show
to the investigation of this program described below, to see if it really can
make people money. The show also investigated whether or not the program was
legal.

Their findings proved once and for all that there are ''absolutely NO Laws
prohibiting the participation in the program and if people can "follow the
simple instruction" they are bound to make some mega bucks with only $25 out of
pocket cost''. DUE TO THE RECENT INCREASE OF POPULARITY & RESPECT THIS PROGRAM
HAS ATTAINED, IT IS CURRENTLY WORKING BETTER THAN
EVER.

This is what one had to say: '' Thanks to this profitable opportunity". I was
approached many times before but each time I passed on it. I am so glad I
finally joined just to see what one could expect in return for the minimal
effort and money required. To my astonishment, I received a total $ 610,470.00
in 21 weeks, with money still coming in''. Pam Hedland, Fort Lee, New Jersey.
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Another said: "this program has been around for a long time but I never
believed in it. But one day when I received this again in the mail I decided to
gamble my $25 on it. I followed the simple instructions and walaa ..... 3 weeks
later the money started to come in. First month I only made $240.00 but the next
2 months after that I made a total of $290,000.00. So far, in the past 8 months
by re-entering the program, I have made over $710,000.00 and I am playing it
again. The key to
success in this program is to follow the simple steps and NOT change
anything.'' More testimonials later but first, =======

==== PRINT THIS NOW FOR YOUR FUTURE REFERENCE ====
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If you would like to make at least $500,000 every 4 to 5 months easily and
comfortably, please read the following...THEN READ IT AGAIN and AGAIN !!!

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FOLLOW THE SIMPLE INSTRUCTION BELOW AND YOUR FINANCIAL DREAMS WILL COME TRUE,
GUARANTEED! INSTRUCTIONS:

=====Order all 5 reports shown on the list below =====

For each report, send $5 CASH, THE NAME & NUMBER OF THE REPORT YOU ARE ORDERING
and YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS to the person whose name appears ON THAT LIST next to
the report. MAKE SURE YOUR RETURN ADDRESS IS ON YOUR ENVELOPE TOP LEFT CORNER in
case of any mail problems.

===WHEN YOU PLACE YOUR ORDER, MAKE SURE ===
===YOU ORDER EACH OF THE 5 REPORTS! ===
You will need all 5 reports so that you can save them on your computer and
resell them. YOUR TOTAL COST $5 X 5 = $25.00.

Within a few days you will receive, via e-mail, each of the 5 reports from these
5 different individuals. Save them on your computer so they will be accessible
for you to send to the 1,000's of people who will order them from you. Also make
a floppy of these reports and keep it on your desk in case something happens to
your computer.

IMPORTANT - DO NOT alter the names of the people who are listed next to each
report, or their sequence on the list, in any way other than what is instructed
below in step '' 1 through 6 '' or you will loose out on the majority of your
profits. Once you understand the way this works, you will also see how it does
not work if you change it. Remember, this method has been tested, and if you
alter it, it will NOT work !!! People have tried to put their friends/relatives
names on all five thinking they could get all the money. But it does not work
this way. Believe us, some have tried to be greedy and then nothing happened. So
Do Not try to change anything other than what is instructed. Because if you do,
it will not work for you. Remember, honesty reaps the reward!!! This IS a
legitimate BUSINESS. You are offering a product for sale and getting paid for
it. Treat it as such and you will be VERY profitable in a short period of time.

1.. After you have ordered all 5 reports, take this advertisement and
REMOVE the name & address of the person in REPORT # 5. This person has made it
through the cycle and is no doubt counting their fortune.

2..Move the name & address in REPORT # 4 down TO REPORT # 5.

3.. Move the name & address in REPORT # 3 down TO REPORT # 4.

4.. Move the name & address in REPORT # 2 down TO REPORT # 3.

5.. Move the name & address in REPORT # 1 down TO REPORT # 2

6.... Insert YOUR name & address in the REPORT # 1 Position.

PLEASE MAKE SURE you copy every name & address ACCURATELY! This is critical to
YOUR success.

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**** Take this entire letter, with the modified list of names, and save it on
your computer. DO NOT MAKE ANY OTHER CHANGES.

Save this on a disk as well just in case if you loose any data. To assist
you with marketing your business on the internet, the 5 reports you purchase
will provide you with invaluable marketing information which includes how to
send bulk e-mails legally, where to find thousands of free classified ads and
much more. There are 2 Primary methods to get this venture going:

METHOD # 1: BY SENDING BULK E-MAIL LEGALLY
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Let's say that you decide to start small, just to see how it goes, and we
will assume You and those involved send out only 5,000 e-mails each. Let's also
assume that the mailing receive only a 0.2% (2/10 of 1%) response (the response
could be much better but lets just say it is only 0.2%). Also many people will
send out hundreds of thousands e-mails instead of only 5,000 each). Continuing
with this example, you send out only 5,000 e-mails.

With a 0.2% response, that is only 10 orders for report # 1. Those 10 people
responded by sending out 5,000 e-mail each for a total of 50,000. Out of those
50,000 e-mails only 0.2% responded with orders. That's=100 people responded and
ordered Report # 2.

Those 100 people mail out 5,000 e-mails each for a total of 500,000 e-mails. The
0.2% response to that is 1000 orders for Report # 3.

Those 1000 people send 5,000 e-mail each for a total of 5 million
e-mail sent out. The 0.2% response is 10,000 orders for Report # 4.

Those 10,000 people send out 5,000 e-mails each for a total of 50,000,000 (50
million) e-mails. The 0.2% response to that is 100,000 orders for Report # 5
THAT'S 100,000 ORDERS TIMES $5 EACH = $500,000.00 (half a million dollars).

Your total income in this example is: 1..... $50 + 2..... $500 + 3.....
$5,000 + 4..... $50,000 + 5.... $500,000 .... Grand Total=$555,550.00

NUMBERS DO NOT LIE. GET A PENCIL & PAPER AND FIGURE OUT THE WORST POSSIBLE
RESPONSES AND NO MATTER HOW YOU CALCULATE IT, YOU WILL STILL MAKE A LOT OF
MONEY!
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REMEMBER FRIEND, THIS IS ASSUMING ONLY 10 PEOPLE ORDERING OUT OF 5,000 YOU
MAILED TO. Dare to think for a moment what would happen if everyone or half or
even one 4th of those people mailed 100,000 e-mails each or more? There are over
150 million people on the Internet worldwide and counting, with thousands more
coming on line every day. Believe me, many people will do just that, and more!

METHOD # 2: BY PLACING FREE ADS ON THE INTERNET
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Advertising on the net is very, very inexpensive and there are hundreds of FREE
places to advertise. Placing a lot of free ads on the Internet will easily get a
larger response. We strongly suggest you start with Method # 1 and add METHOD #
2 as you go along. For every $5 you receive, all you must do is e-mail them the
Report they ordered. That's it. Always provide same day service on all orders.

This will guarantee that the e-mail they send out, with your name and
address on it, will be prompt because they can not advertise until they
receive the report.

===========AVAILABLE REPORTS ====================
The reason for the "cash" is not because this is illegal or somehow "wrong". It
is simply about time. Time for checks or credit cards to be cleared or approved,
etc. Concealing it is simply so no one can SEE there is money in the envelope
and steal it before it gets to you.

ORDER EACH REPORT BY ITS NUMBER & NAME ONLY. Notes: Always send $5 cash (U.S.
CURRENCY) for each Report. Checks NOT accepted. Make sure the cash is concealed
by wrapping it in at least 2 sheets of paper. On one of those sheets of paper,
Write the NUMBER & the NAME of the Report you are ordering, YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS
and your name and postal address.

PLACE YOUR ORDER FOR THESE REPORTS NOW :
Please Print Your Email Address Clearly. It makes it easier to Verify.
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REPORT# 1: 'The Insider's Guide To Advertising for Free On The Net

Order Report #1 from:

Z.L. Campbell
1350 Tracey street,
Abbotsford,  B.C.
Canada. V2T-6G3
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REPORT # 2: The Insider's Guide To Sending Bulk Email On The Net

Order Report # 2 from:

Ron J.
512 Hudson Ave
Marshall, MN 56258-1166
USA



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REPORT # 3: Secret To Multilevel Marketing On The Net

Order Report # 3 from :

Michael E. B.
2732 Newcastle Drive
Grapevine, Texas 76051
USA



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REPORT # 4: How To Become A Millionaire Using MLM & The Net

Order Report # 4 from:

R. B.
Box. 21115,
Grande Prairie
Alberta, T8V-6W7
Canada



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REPORT #5: How To Send Out One Million Emails For Free

Order Report # 5 From:

B. Taylor
P.O.Box 26001
Fredericton, N.B.
E3A 5V8
Canada



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$$$$$$$$$ YOUR SUCCESS GUIDELINES $$$$$$$$$$$

Follow these guidelines to guarantee your success:

=== If you do not receive at least 10 orders for Report #1 within 2 weeks,
continue sending e-mails until you do.

=== After you have received 10 orders, 2 to 3 weeks after that you should
receive 100 orders or more for REPORT # 2. If you did not, continue advertising
or sending e-mails until you do.

**Once you have received 100 or more orders for Report # 2, YOU CAN RELAX,
because the system is already working for you, and the cash will continue to
roll in ! THIS IS IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER: Every time your name is moved down on
the list, you are placed in front of a Different report.

You can KEEP TRACK of your PROGRESS by watching which report people are ordering
from you. IF YOU WANT TO GENERATE MORE INCOME SEND ANOTHER BATCH OF E-MAILS AND
START THE WHOLE PROCESS AGAIN. There is NO LIMIT to the income you can generate
from this business !!!
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FOLLOWING IS A NOTE FROM THE ORIGINATOR OF THIS PROGRAM: You have just received
information that can give you financial freedom for the rest of your life, with
NO RISK and JUST A LITTLE BIT OF EFFORT. You can make more money in the next few
weeks and months than you have ever imagined. Follow the program EXACTLY AS
INSTRUCTED. Do Not change it in any way. It works exceedingly well as it is now.

Remember to e-mail a copy of this exciting report after you have put your name
and address in Report #1 and moved others to #2 .....# 5 as instructed above.
One of the people you send this to may send out 100,000 ormore e-mails and your
name will be on every one of them. Remember though, the more you send out the
more potential customers you will reach. So my friend, I have given you the
ideas, information, materials and opportunity to become financially independent.
IT IS UP TO YOU NOW !
=============MORE TESTIMONIALS===============
'' My name is Mitchell. My wife, Jody and I live in Chicago. I am an
accountant with a major U.S. Corporation and I make pretty good money. When I
received this program I grumbled to Jody about receiving ''junk mail''. I made
fun of the whole thing, spouting my knowledge of the population and percentages
involved. I ''knew'' it wouldn't work. Jody totally ignored my supposed
intelligence and few days later she jumped in with both feet. I made merciless
fun of her, and was ready to lay the old ''I told you so'' on her when the thing
didn't work. Well, the laugh was on me! Within 3 weeks she had received 50
responses. Within the next 45 days she had received total $ 147,200.00
......... all cash! I was shocked. I have joined Jodyin her ''hobby''.
Mitchell Wolf M.D., Chicago, Illinois
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'' Not being the gambling type, it took me several weeks to make up my mind to
participate in this plan. But conservative as I am, I decided that the initial
investment was so little that there was just no way that I wouldn't get enough
orders to at least get my money back''. '' I was surprised when I found my
medium size post office box crammed with orders. I made $319,210.00 in the first
12 weeks. The nice thing about this deal is that it does not matter where people
live. There simply isn't a better investment with a faster return and so big''.
Dan Sondstrom, Alberta, Canada
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'' I had received this program before. I deleted it, but later I wondered if I
should have given it a try. Of course, I had no idea who to contact to get
another copy, so I had to wait until I was e-mailed again by someone
else.........11 months passed then it luckily came again...... I did not delete
this one! I made more than $490,000 on my first try and all the money came
within 22 weeks''. Susan De Suza, New York, N.Y.
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'' It really is a great opportunity to make relatively easy money with
little cost to you. I followed the simple instructions carefully and within 10
days the money started to come in. My first month I made $ 20, 560.00 and by the
end of third month my total cash count was $ 362,840.00. Life is beautiful,
Thanx to internet''. Fred Dellaca, Westport, New Zealand
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ORDER YOUR REPORTS TODAY AND GET STARTED ON YOUR ROAD TO FINANCIAL FREEDOM !

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If you have any questions of the legality of this program, contact the
Office of Associate Director for Marketing Practices, Federal Trade
Commission, Bureau of Consumer Protection, Washington, D.C.
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