Cagey Consumer

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Dear Friends !

AS SEEN ON NATIONAL TV:
Making over half million dollars every 4 to 5 months from your home for
an investment of only $25 U.S. Dollars expense one time
THANK'S TO THE COMPUTER AGE AND THE INTERNET !
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BE A MILLIONAIRE LIKE OTHERS WITHIN A YEAR!!!
Before you say ''Bull'', please read the following. This is the letter you
have been hearing about on the news lately. Due to the popularity of
this letter on the Internet, a national weekly news program recently
devoted an entire show to the investigation of this program described
below, to see if it really can make people money. The show also
investigated whether or not the program was legal.
Their findings proved once and for all that there are ''absolutely NO Laws
prohibiting the participation in the program and if people can -follow the
simple instructions, they are bound to make some mega bucks with only
$25 out of pocket cost''. DUE TO THE RECENT INCREASE OF POPULARITY &
RESPECT THIS PROGRAM HAS ATTAINED, IT IS CURRENTLY WORKING BETTER THAN
EVER. This is what one had to say: ''Thanks to this profitable
opportunity. I was approached many times before but each time I passed on
it. I am so gladI finally joined just to see what one could expect in
return for the minimal effort and money required. To my astonishment, I
received total $610,470.00 in 21 weeks, with money still coming in."
Pam Hedland, Fort Lee, New Jersey.
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Here is another testimonial: "This program has been around for a long
time but I never believed in it. But one day when I received this again
in the mail I decided to gamble my $25 on it. I followed the simple
instructions and walaa ..... 3 weeks later the money started to come in.
First month I only made $240.00 but the next 2 months after that I made
a total of $290,000.00. So far, in the past 8 months by re-entering the
program, I have made over $710,000.00 and I am playing it again. The
key to success in this program is to follow the simple steps and NOT
change anything.'' More testimonials later but first,

===== PRINT THIS NOW FOR YOUR FUTUREREFERENCE ======
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If you would like to make at least $500,000 every 4 to 5 months easily and
comfortably, please read the following...THEN READ IT AGAIN and AGAIN!!!

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FOLLOW THE SIMPLE INSTRUCTION BELOW AND YOUR FINANCIAL
DREAMS WILL COME TRUE, GUARANTEED! INSTRUCTIONS:

=====Order all 5 reports shown on the list below =====
For each report, send $5 CASH, THE NAME & NUMBER OF THE REPORT YOU ARE
ORDERING and YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS to the person whose name appears ON THAT
LIST next to the report. MAKE SURE YOUR RETURN ADDRESS IS ON YOUR ENVELOPE
TOP LEFT CORNER in case of any mail problems.

=== When you place your order, make sure you order each of the 5 reports.
You will need all 5 reports so that you can save them on your computer
and resell them. YOUR TOTAL COST $5 X 5=$25.00.  Within a few days you
will receive, vie e-mail, each of the 5 reports from these 5 different
individuals. Save them on your computer so they will be accessible for you
to send to the 1,000's of people who will order them from you. Also make a
floppy of these reports and keep it on your desk in case something happen
to your computer. IMPORTANT - DO NOT alter the names of the people who are
listed next to each report, or their sequence on the list, in any way
other than what is instructed below in step '' 1 through 6 '' or you will
loose out on majority of your profits. Once you understand the way this
works, you will also see how it does not work if you change it. Remember,
this method has been tested, and if you alter, it will NOT work !!! People
have tried to put their friends/relatives names on all five thinking they
could get all the money. But it does not work this way. Believe us, we all
have tried to be greedy and then nothing happened. So Do Not try to change
anything other than what is instructed. Because if you do, it will not
work for you. Remember, honesty reaps the reward!!!

1.... After you have ordered all 5 reports, take this advertisement and
REMOVE the name & address of the person in REPORT # 5. This person has
made it through the cycle and is no doubt counting their fortune.

2.... Move the name & address in REPORT # 4 down TO REPORT # 5.
3.... Move the name & address in REPORT # 3 down TO REPORT # 4.
4.... Move the name & address in REPORT # 2 down TO REPORT # 3.
5.... Move the name & address in REPORT # 1 down TO REPORT # 2.
6.... Insert YOUR name & address in the REPORT # 1 Position. PLEASE MAKE
SURE you copy every name & address ACCURATELY!
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**** Take this entire letter, with the modified list of names, and save it
on your computer. DO NOT MAKE ANY OTHER CHANGES. Save this on a disk as
well just in case if you loose any data. To assist you with marketing your
business on the internet, the 5 reports you purchase will provide you with
invaluable marketing information which includes how to send bulk e-mails
legally, where to find thousands of free classified ads and much more.
There are 2 Primary methods to get this venture going:

METHOD # 1: BY SENDING BULK E-MAIL LEGALLY
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Let's say that you decide to start small, just to see how it goes, and we
will assume You and those involved send out only 5,000 e-mails each. Let's
also assume that the mailing receive only a 0.2% response (the response
could be much better but lets just say it is only 0.2%. Also many people
will send out hundreds of thousands e-mails instead of only 5,000 each).
Continuing with this example, you send out only 5,000 e-mails. With a 0.2%
response, that is only 10 orders for report # 1.
Those 10 people responded by sending out 5,000 e-mail each for a total of
50,000. Out of those 50,000 e-mails only 0.2% responded with orders.
That's=100 people responded and ordered Report # 2.  Those 100 people mail
out 5,000 e-mails each for a total of 500,000 e-mails.  The 0.2% response
to that is 1000 orders for Report # 3. Those 1000 people send out 5,000 e-
mails each for a total of 5 million e-mails sent out. The 0.2% response to
that is 10,000 orders for Report # 4. Those 10,000 people send out 5,000 e-
mails each for a total of 50,000,000 (50 million) e-mails. The 0.2%
response to that is 100,000 orders for Report # 5 THAT'S 100,000 ORDERS
TIMES $5 EACH=$500,000.00 (half million).
Your total income in this example is:
1........ $50 +
2....... $500 +
3..... $5,000 +
4.... $50,000 +
5....$500,000 ........
Grand Total=$555,550.00

NUMBERS DO NOT LIE. GET A PENCIL & PAPER AND FIGUREOUT
THE WORST POSSIBLE RESPONSES AND NO MATTER HOW YOU
CALCULATE IT, YOU WILL STILL MAKE A LOT OF MONEY !
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REMEMBER FRIEND, THIS IS ASSUMING ONLY 10 PEOPLE ORDERING OUT OF 5,000 YOU
MAILED TO. Dare to think for a moment what would happen if everyone or
half or even one 4th of those people mailed 100,000e-mails each or more?
There are over 150 million people on the Internet worldwide and counting.
Believe me, many people will do just that, and more!

METHOD # 2 : BY PLACING FREE ADS ON THE INTERNET
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Advertising on the net is very very inexpensive and there are hundreds
of FREE places to advertise. Placing a lot of free ads on the Internet
will easily get a larger response. We strongly suggest you start with
Method # 1 and dd METHOD # 2 as you go along. For every $5 you receive,
all you must do is e-mail them the Report they ordered. That's it. Always
provide same day service on all orders. This will guarantee that the e-
mail they send out, with your name and address on it, will be prompt
because they can not advertise until they receive the report.

=========== AVAILABLE REPORTS ====================
ORDER EACH REPORT BY ITS NUMBER & NAME ONLY. Notes:
Always send $5 cash (U.S. CURRENCY) for each Report. Checks NOT
accepted. Make sure the cash is concealed by wrapping it in at least 2
sheets of paper. On one of those sheets of paper, Write the NUMBER & the
NAME of the Report you are ordering, YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS and your name
and postal address. PLACE YOUR ORDER FOR THESE REPORTS NOW :

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REPORT # 1: "The Insider's Guide to Advertising for Free on the Net"
Order Report #1 from:
Dr.H.P.Nussbaumer
Apartado 41
7540 909
SANTIAGO DO CACÉM
PORTUGAL
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REPORT # 2: "The Insider's Guide to Sending Bulk e-mail on the Net"
Order Report # 2 from:

F. Damuth
762 Magnolia Blvd
Maxwell AFB, Montgomery AL 36113
USA
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REPORT # 3: "Secret to Multilevel Marketing on the Net"
Order Report # 3 from :

Sandra Isabel Cristina
Estrada do Fidalgo 32H
7540 123 Santiago do Cacém
Portugal
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REPORT # 4: "How to Become a Millionaire Utilizing MLM & the Net"
Order Report # 4 from:
C.J. Kalata
P.O. Box 130157
Roseville, MN 55113-0002
USA
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REPORT #5: "How to Send Out 0ne Million e-mails for Free"
Order Report # 5 from:

R. B.
Box. 21115,
Grande Prairie
Alberta, T8V-6W7
Canada
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$$$$$$$$$ YOUR SUCCESS GUIDELINES $$$$$$$$$$$
Follow these guidelines to guarantee your success:

=== If you do not receive at least 10 orders for Report #1 within 2
weeks, continue sending e-mails until you do.

=== After you have received 10 orders, 2 to 3 weeks after that you
should receive 100 orders or more for REPORT # 2. If you did not,
continue advertising or sending e-mails until you do.

=== Once you have received 100 or more orders for Report # 2, YOU
CAN RELAX, because the system is already working for you, and the
cash will continue to roll in ! THIS IS IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER:
Every time your name is moved down on the list, you are placed in front
of a Different report. You can KEEP TRACK of your PROGRESS by watching
which report people are ordering from you. IF YOU WANT TO GENERATE MORE
INCOME SEND ANOTHER BATCH OF E-MAILS AND START THE WHOLE PROCESS AGAIN.
There is NO LIMIT to the income you can generate from this business !!!
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FOLLOWING IS A NOTE FROM THE ORIGINATOR OF THIS
PROGRAM: You have just received information that can give you financial
freedom for the rest of your life, with NO RISK and JUST A LITTLE BIT OF
EFFORT. You can make more money in the next few weeks and months than you
have ever imagined. Follow the program EXACTLY AS INSTRUCTED. Do Not
change it in any way. It works exceedingly well as it is now. Remember to
e-mail a copy of this exciting report after you have put your name and
address in Report #1 and moved others to #2 ...........# 5
as instructed above. One of the people you send this to may send out
100,000 or more e-mails and your name will be on every one of them.
Remember though, the more you send out the more potential customers
you will reach. So my friend, I have given you the ideas, information,
materials and opportunity to become financially independent. IT IS UP TO
YOU NOW !

============ MORE TESTIMONIALS ================
"My name is Mitchell. My wife, Jody and I live in Chicago. I am an
accountant with a major U.S. Corporation and I make pretty good money.
When I received this program I grumbled to Jodyaboutreceiving ''junk
mail''. I made fun of the whole thing,spoutingmy knowledge of the
population and percentages involved. I ''knew'' it wouldn't work. Jody
totally ignored my supposed intelligence and few days later she jumped in
with both feet. I made merciless fun of her, and was ready to lay the
old ''I told you so'' on her when the thing didn't work. Well, the laugh
was on me! Within 3 weeks she had received 50 responses. Within the next
45 days she had received total $ 147,200.00 ........... all cash! I was
shocked. I have joined Jody in her ''hobby''.
Mitchell Wolf M.D., Chicago, Illinois
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''Not being the gambling type, it took me several weeks to make up my
mind to participate in this plan. But conservative that I am, I decided
that the initial investment was so little that there was just no way that
I wouldn't get enough orders to at least get my money back''. '' I was
surprised when I found my medium size post office box crammed with
orders. I made $319,210.00in the first 12 weeks. The nice thing about
this deal is that it does not matter where people live. There simply isn't
a better investment with a faster return and so big."
Dan Sondstrom, Alberta, Canada
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''I had received this program before. I deleted it, but later I wondered
if I should have given it a try. Of course, I had no idea who to contact
to get another copy, so I had to wait until I was e-mailed again by
someone else.........11 months passed then it luckily came again...... I
did not delete this one! I made more than $490,000 on my first try and all
the money came within 22 weeks."
Susan De Suza, New York, N.Y.
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''It really is a great opportunity to make relatively easy money with
little cost to you. I followed the simple instructions carefully and
within 10 days the money started to come in. My first month I made
$20,560.00 and by the end of third month my total cash count was
$362,840.00. Life is beautiful, Thanx to internet.".
Fred Dellaca, Westport, New Zealand
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ORDER YOUR REPORTS TODAY AND GET STARTED ON
'YOUR' ROAD TO FINANCIAL FREEDOM !
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If you have any questions of the legality of this program, contact the
Office of Associate Director for Marketing Practices, Federal Trade
Commission, Bureau of Consumer Protection, Washington, D.C.

DISCLAIMER :THIS IS NOT SPAM!
Your name is on our list because you either sent us a
e-mail in the past or Posted to our FFA page or joined
one of our newsgroups.

Thank you!


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