Cagey Consumer

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Dear Friends & Future Millionaire:

AS SEEN ON NATIONAL TV:

Making over half million dollars every 4 to 5 months from your home for an
investment of only $25 U.S. Dollars expense one time :

THANK'S TO THE COMPUTER AGE AND THE INTERNET !
BE A MILLIONAIRE LIKE OTHERS WITHIN A YEAR!!!

Before you say ''Bull'', please read the following. This is the letter you
have been hearing about on the news lately. Due to the popularity of this
letter on the Internet, a national weekly news program recently devoted an
entire show to the investigation of this program described below, to see if
it really can make people money. The show also investigated whether or
not the program was legal.

Their findings proved once and for all that there are ''absolutely NO Laws
prohibiting the participation in the program and if people can -follow the
simple instructions, they are bound to make some mega bucks with only $25
out of pocket cost''. DUE TO THE RECENT INCREASE OF POPULARITY & RESPECT
THIS PROGRAM HAS ATTAINED, IT IS CURRENTLY WORKING BETTER THAN EVER.

This is what one had to say: '' Thanks to this profitable opportunity. I was
approached many times before but each time I passed on it. I am so glad I
finally joined just to see what one could expect in return for the minimal
effort and money required. To my astonishment, I received total $ 610,470.00
in 21 weeks, with money still coming in'' : Pam Hedland, Fort Lee, New
Jersey.

Here is another testimonial: ''' this program has been around for a long
time but I never believed in it. But one day when I received this again in
the mail I decided to gamble my $25 on it. I followed the simple
instructions and walaa ..... 3 weeks later the money started to come in.
First month I only made $240.00 but the next 2 months after that I made a
total of $290,000.00. So far, in the past 8 months by re-entering the
program, I have made over $710,000.00 and I am playing it again. The key to
success in this program is to follow the simple steps and NOT change
anything.'' More testimonials later but first,

 PRINT THIS NOW FOR YOUR FUTUREREFERENCE

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If you would like to make at least $500,000 every 4 to 5 months easily and
comfortably, please read the following...THEN READ IT AGAIN and AGAIN !!!

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FOLLOW THE SIMPLE INSTRUCTION BELOW AND YOUR FINANCIAL DREAMS
WILL COME TRUE,  GUARANTEED!

INSTRUCTIONS:

Order all 5 reports shown on the list below.

For each report, send $5 CASH, THE NAME & NUMBER OF THE REPORT YOU ARE
ORDERING and YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS to the person whose name appears ON THAT
LIST next to the report. MAKE SURE YOUR RETURN ADDRESS IS ON YOUR ENVELOPE
TOP LEFT CORNER in case of any mail problems. When you place your order, make sure you
order each of the 5 reports.You will need all 5 reports so that you can save them on your
computer and
resell them. YOUR TOTAL COST $5 X 5 = $25.00.

Within a few days you will receive, vie e-mail, each of the 5 reports from
these 5 different individuals. Save them on your computer so they will be
accessible for you to send to the 1,000's of people who will order them from
you. Also make a floppy of these reports and keep it on your disk in case
something happen to your computer.

IMPORTANT - DO NOT alter the names of the people who are listed next to
each report, or their sequence on the list, in any way other than what is
instructed below in step '' 1 through 6 '' or you will loose out on majority
of your profits. Once you understand the way this works, you will also see
how it does not work if you change it. Remember, this method has been tested,
and if you alter, it will NOT work !!! People have tried to put their friends/relatives
names on all five thinking they could get all the money. But it does not work this
way. Believe us, we all have tried to be greedy and then nothing happened.
So Do Not try to change anything other than what is instructed. Because if you
do, it will not work for you. Remember, honesty reaps the reward!!!

1.... After you have ordered all 5 reports, take this advertisement and
       REMOVE the name & address of the person in REPORT # 5. This person
       has made it through the cycle and is no doubt counting their fortune.

2.... Move the name & address in REPORT # 4 down TO REPORT # 5.

3.... Move the name & address in REPORT # 3 down TO REPORT # 4.

4.... Move the name & address in REPORT # 2 down TO REPORT # 3.

5.... Move the name & address in REPORT # 1 down TO REPORT # 2

6.... Insert YOUR name & address in the REPORT # 1 Position. PLEASE
       MAKE SURE you copy every name & address ACCURATELY!

**** Take this entire letter, with the modified list of names, and save it
on your computer. DO NOT MAKE ANY OTHER CHANGES.
Save this on a disk as well just in case if you loose any data. To assist
you with marketing your business on the internet, the 5 reports you purchase
will provide you with invaluable marketing information which includes how to
send bulk e-mails legally, where to find thousands of free classified ads and
much more.

There are 2 Primary methods to get this venture going:

METHOD # 1: BY SENDING BULK E-MAIL LEGALLY

Let's say that you decide to start small, just to see how it goes, and we
will assume You and those involved send out only 5,000 e-mails each. Let's also
assume that the mailing receive only a 0.2% response (the response could be
much better but lets just say it is only 0.2%. Also many people will send
out hundreds of thousands e-mails instead of only 5,000 each). Continuing with
this example, you send out only 5,000 e-mails.

With a 0.2% response, that is only 10 orders for report # 1. Those 10 people
responded by sending out 5,000 e-mail each for a total of 50,000. Out of
those 50,000 e-mails only 0.2% responded with orders. That's 100 people responded
and ordered Report # 2.

Those 100 people mail out 5,000 e-mails each for a total of 500,000 e-mails.
The 0.2% response to that is 1000 orders for Report # 3.

Those 1000 people send out 5,000 e-mails each for a total of 5 million
e-mails sent out. The 0.2% response to that is 10,000 orders for Report # 4.

Those 10,000 people send out 5,000 e-mails each for a total of 50,000,000
(50 million) e-mails. The 0.2% response to that is 100,000 orders for Report
# 5 THAT'S 100,000 ORDERS TIMES $5 EACH = $500,000.00 (half million).

Your total income in this example is: 1..... $50 + 2..... $500 + 3.....

$5,000 + 4..... $50,000 + 5..... $500,000 ........ Grand Total $555,550.00

NUMBERS DO NOT LIE. GET A PENCIL & PAPER AND FIGURE
OUT THE WORST POSSIBLE RESPONSES AND NO MATTER
HOW YOU CALCULATE IT, YOU WILL STILL MAKE A LOT OF
MONEY !

REMEMBER FRIEND, THIS IS ASSUMING ONLY 10 PEOPLE ORDERING
OUT OF 5,000 YOU MAILED TO. Dare to think for a moment what would happen
if everyone or half or even one 4th of those people mailed 100,000e-mails each or more?
There are over 150 million people on the Internet worldwide and counting. Believe me,
many people will do just that, and more!

METHOD # 2 : BY PLACING FREE ADS ON THE INTERNET

Advertising on the net is very very inexpensive and there are hundreds of
FREE places to advertise. Placing a lot of free ads on the Internet will
easily get a larger response. We strongly suggest you start with Method #
1 and add METHOD # 2 as you go along. For every $5 you receive, all you must
do is e-mail them the Report they ordered. That's it. Always provide same day
service on all orders.  This will guarantee that the e-mail they send out, with your name
and address on it, will be prompt because they can not advertise until they receive the
report.

AVAILABLE REPORTS

ORDER EACH REPORT BY ITS NUMBER & NAME ONLY. Notes: Always
send $5 cash (U.S. CURRENCY) for each Report. Checks NOT accepted. Make sure
the cash is concealed by wrapping it in at least 2 sheets of paper. On one of those
sheets of paper, Write the NUMBER & the NAME of the Report you are ordering,
YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS and your name and postal address.


PLACE YOUR ORDER FOR THESE REPORTS NOW :


REPORT # 1: The Insider's Guide to Advertising for Free on the Net

Order Report #1 from:

Dave Lackey
1337 B Wellington Street,
Suite 216,
Ottawa, Ontario,
Canada, K1Y 3B8.

 ________________________________________________________

REPORT # 2: The Insider's Guide to Sending Bulk e-mail on the Net

Order Report # 2 from:

R. Mabanta
9346 Fassett Way
Elk Grove, CA 95758
USA
 _________________________________________________________________
REPORT # 3: Secret to Multilevel marketing on the net

Order Report # 3 from :

S. Gabriel
P.O. Box 818
Vallejo, CA 94590
USA

 _________________________________________________________________
REPORT # 4: How to become a millionaire utilizing MLM & the Net

Order Report # 4 from:

S. Santos
32 Cross Street
San Francisco, CA 94112
USA
 ________________________________________________________________
REPORT #5: How to send out 0ne Million emails for free

Order Report # 5 From:

R.B.
Box 21115
Grande Prairie,
Alberta, T8V-6W7
Canada


$$$$$$$$$ YOUR SUCCESS GUIDELINES $$$$$$$$$$$

Follow these guidelines to guarantee your success:

 If you do not receive at least 10 orders for Report #1 within 2
weeks, continue sending e-mails until you do. After you have received
10 orders, 2 to 3 weeks after that you should receive 100 orders or more
for REPORT # 2. If you did not, continue advertising or sending e-mails
until you do.

Once you have received 100 or more orders for Report # 2, YOU CAN RELAX,
because the system is already working for you, and the cash will continue
to roll in !

THIS IS IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER: Every time your name
is moved down on the list, you are placed in front of a Different report.
You can KEEP TRACK of your PROGRESS by watching which report people are
ordering from you. IF YOU WANT TO GENERATE MORE INCOME SEND
ANOTHER BATCH OF E-MAILS AND START THE WHOLE PROCESS AGAIN.
There is NO LIMIT to the income you can generate from this business !!!

FOLLOWING IS A NOTE FROM THE ORIGINATOR OF THIS PROGRAM:
You have just received information that can give you financial freedom for the rest of
your life, with NO RISK and JUST A LITTLE BIT OF EFFORT. You can make more
money in the next few weeks and months than you have ever imagined. Follow the
program EXACTLY AS INSTRUCTED. Do Not change it in any way. It works
exceedingly well as it is now.

Remember to e-mail a copy of this exciting report after you have put your
name and address in Report #1 and moved others to #2 ...........# 5 as
instructed above. One of the people you send this to may send out 100,000
or more e-mails and your name will be on every one of them. Remember though,
the more you send out the more potential customers you will reach. So my friend,
I have given you the ideas, information, materials and opportunity to become
financially independent. IT IS UP TO YOU NOW !

MORE TESTIMONIALS


'' My name is Mitchell. My wife, Jody and I live in Chicago. I am an
accountant with a major U.S. Corporation and I make pretty good money. When I
received this program I grumbled to Jody about receiving ''junk mail''. I
made fun of the whole thing, spouting my knowledge of the population and
percentages involved. I ''knew'' it wouldn't work. Jody totally ignored my
supposed intelligence and few days later she jumped in with both feet. I made
merciless fun of her, and was ready to lay the old ''I told you so'' on
her when the thing didn't work. Well, the laugh was on me! Within 3 weeks
she had received 50 responses. Within the next 45 days she had received total
$ 147,200.00 ........... all cash! I was shocked. I have joined Jody in her
''hobby''.

Mitchell Wolf M.D., Chicago, Illinois

'' Not being the gambling type, it took me several weeks to make up my mind
to participate in this plan. But conservative that I am, I decided that the
initial investment was so little that there was just no way that I wouldn't
get enough orders to at least get my money back''. '' I was surprised when
I  found my medium size post office box crammed with orders. I made
$319,210.00 in the first 12 weeks. The nice thing about this deal is that it does not
matter where people live. There simply isn't a better investment with a faster return
and so big''.

Dan Sondstrom, Alberta, Canada

'' I had received this program before. I deleted it, but later I wondered
if I should have given it a try. Of course, I had no idea who to contact to
get another copy, so I had to wait until I was e-mailed again by someone
else.........11 months passed then it luckily came again...... I did not
delete this one! I made more than $490,000 on my first try and all the money
came within 22 weeks''.

Susan De Suza, New York, N.Y.

'' It really is a great opportunity to make relatively easy money with little
cost to you. I followed the simple instructions carefully and within 10 days
the money started to come in. My first month I made $ 20, 560.00 and by the
end of third month my total cash count was $ 362,840.00. Life is beautiful,
Thanx to internet''.

Fred Dellaca, Westport, New Zealand

ORDER YOUR REPORTS TODAY AND GET STARTED ON
YOUR ROAD TO FINANCIAL FREEDOM !

If you have any questions of the legality of this program, contact the

Office of Associate Director for Marketing Practices,
Federal Trade Commission,
Bureau of Consumer Protection,
Washington, D.C.



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