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Due to the success and popularity of this program on the Internet, a major nightly news program recently devoted an entire show to the investigation of this program as described below to see if it really can make money for its participants.

The show also investigated whether or not the program was LEGAL. Their findings proved once and for all that there are absolutely No Laws Prohibiting Your Participation In This Program.

This has helped to show people that this is a simple, harmless and fun way to make some extra money at home. And since this program was aired, the results have been truly remarkable!

So many people are participating that those getting involved NOW are doing much better than ever before. As it grows, everyone makes more. You will truly understand once you experience it.

Dear Friend,

I really would like to share this with you, I'm sure, like me, you have tried many different opportunities at home and most of them don't work, or they want more money than we can afford. I figured what's $5.00 when we have spent so much more.....

Need some fast cash? Try this:

If you are prepared to read on, YOU WON'T BE DISAPPOINTED BE PREPARED TO GET EXCITED... !
Read the following and you will agree this is a very exciting opportunity. Invest a little bit of time and your reward could mean thousands of dollars! Good luck!


$$$ HOW DOES $10,000 IN TWO WEEKS SOUND? $$$

Don't laugh! This is a very logical and rewarding opportunity! One Hour of work to get started and NO MAILING LISTS! -------- Esquire Marketing Newsletter Gift Club --------
If you need to make a few thousand dollars REALLY FAST, then please take a moment to read this simple program I am sharing with you.

No, this is NOT what you think!

YOU DO NOT have to send $5.00 to five people to buy a report, buy a recipe, or any other product. Nor will you need to invest more money later to get things going. THIS IS THE FASTEST, EASIEST PROGRAM YOU WILL EVER DO!

Complete it in ONE HOUR and you will never forget the day you first received it.

--------This Is How It Works--------

Unlike many other programs, this three-level program is more realistic and much, much faster. Because it is so easy, the response rate for this program is VERY HIGH and VERY FAST, and you will see results in two weeks or less! Just in time for next month's bills!

You only mail out 20 copies ( not 200 or more as in other programs).

You should also send them to people who send you their programs because they know THESE PROGRAMS WORK and are already believers in the system! Besides, this program is much FASTER and has a HIGHER RESPONSE RATE.

If you are already in a similar program, by all means STAY WITH IT, but do yourself a real favor and DO THIS ONE as well. In fact, why not START RIGHT NOW! It's simple and takes a very small investment. It will pay off long before other letters even begin to trickle in!

Just give ONE person a $5.00 gift. That's all

Follow the simple instructions below and in TWO WEEKS you will have $10,000 in your bank account!!!

Because of the Low Investment, Speed and High Profit Potential this program has a VERY HIGH RESPONSE RATE.

Your Total Investment Is Just One $5.00 Bill

+------+ Follow These Simple Instructions +------+

  1. On a blank sheet of paper write "Please add me to your mailing list." Print your name and address clearly and be sure to include your Email address for future mailings and courtesy follow ups.

    Fold it around a $5.00 bill and put it in an envelope, Mail this to the FIRST name on the list (#1). Only the FIRST PERSON on the list gets Your Name and Five Dollar Gift.

    Consider using one of those security-lined envelopes that is printed inside with a pattern so you can't see through them (available everywhere),

    NOTE: This is a 100% legal service in accordance with: US Postal & Lottery Laws, Title 18, Sect 1302 and 1341 or Title 18, Sect 3005 in the US Code, and the Code of Federal Regulations, Volume 16, Sections 255 and 436, which state: "a product or service must be exchanged for money received."

  2. Edit the LIST section of this message ONLY,
    1. Remove the FIRST (#1) NAME from the list.
    2. Move the other two names UP to the #1 and #2 positions
    3. Add your name to the list in the THIRD(#3) position.
  3. Send out 20 copies of this letter. By sending this letter via Email, the response time is much faster and you save the expense of envelopes, stamps, and copying services.
Consider this,

Your contact source is UNLIMITED. It boggles my mind to think of all the possibilities! Mail, or Email, your letter TODAY! It's so easy, ONE HOUR of your time. THAT'S IT!

To send your newsletter by Email:

  1. Go to "Edit" and "Select All"
  2. Go to "Edit" and "Copy"
  3. Start (compose) a new Email message
  4. Address your Email and Subject Blocks
  5. Go to "Edit" and "Paste"

After you have pasted this article in your new Email, delete the old header and footer (Subject, Date, To, From, Etc..).

Now you can edit the names and addresses with ease. Again, delete the top name and address from the list, add your name and address to the bottom of the list, then simply renumber the list.


When your name reaches the first position in the list in a few days, it will be your turn to collect your gifts. The gifts will be sent to you by 1,500 to 2,000 people like yourself, who are willing to invest $5.00 and one hour to receive $10,000 in cash.

That s all! There will be $10,000 (or more) in $5.00 bills in your mailbox in two weeks. $10,000 for an hour's work! I think it s WORTH IT, don t you?

GO AHEAD -- TRY IT. It's Just $5.00!

Even if you only make 3 or 4 thousand, wouldn't THAT be nice?


-------- TRUE STORY --------

Cindy Allen writes:
I ran this gift summation four times last year. The first time I received over $7,000 in cash in less than two weeks and over $10,000 in cash in the next three times I ran it. I can't begin to tell you how great it feels not to have to worry about money anymore! I thank God for the day I received this letter! It has truly changed my life! Don't be afraid to make gifts to strangers, they'll come back to you ten-fold. So, let's keep it going and help each other in these "tough and uncertain times."

Many of us just want to pay off our bills, buy a new car or buy a new home for our family. Whatever your reasons or needs are, this program worked for Cindy and thousands of others (just like you and I) time and time again! THIS PROGRAM CAN AND WILL WORK FOR YOU!!!

-------- Can I Do It Again? --------


This plan is structured for everyone to send only twenty(20) letters each. However, you are certainly not limited to twenty. Mail out as many as you can. Every twenty letters you send has a potential return to you of $10,000 or more. If you can mail forty, sixty, eighty, or whatever,


Each time you run this program, just follow the steps (1) through (3) and everyone on your gift list benefits! Simple enough? You bet it is!

Besides, there are no mailing lists to buy (and wait for), no further trips to the printer or copiers, and you can do it again and again with your regular group of gifters, or start up a new group.

Some people produce a mailing list of opportunity seekers and send out 200 or more. Why not? It beats working!

Each time you receive a MLM offer in the mail, respond with THIS letter! Your name will climb to the number one position at dizzying geometric rates.

Follow the simple instructions and above all, please "PLAY FAIR."

That's the key to this program's success. Your name must run the "full gamut" on the list to produce the end results. "Sneaking" your name higher up on the list WILL NOT produce the results you think, and it only cheats the other people who have worked hard and earned the right to be there.

So please, play by the rules and the $$,$$$ will come to you!!!

-------- Mail Your Letters Out Today --------


Mail your $5.00 "Gift" to the First Name on the list ONLY. Remove the first name and move the other two up one place and put your name in the #3 position.



  1. Scorpio Press PO Box 2207 Lafayette, LA 70502-2207
  2. J.T. c/o Matt Theisen 1524 Knollview Dr. 206 Travis Hall Big Rapids, MI. 49307
  3. Fenscape 5731 Velasco Ave. Dallas, TX 75206

Remember, Your total cost for participation is only $5.32 The $5 gift and a 32 cent stamp to mail it.

Email this today to anybody that needs an extra income fast .....thanks.

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